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Groundhogs Day!

Groundhogs day, for over 100 years its been ok to pull vermin from a their lairs with your bare hands on this day. Any other day people might set a trap but today if you grab them a dawn and then hold them up to your ear and ask if they saw their shadow durring th violent ordeal that you just put them through. When doing this there are 2 likely outcomes, a) nothing happens b) your going to get your ear bitten off. This is why I warn everyone out there don't try doing this no mater how delusional you are from winter.

Ok So I thought I had something kinda funny there about how today your alowed to pull rodents out of holes but tomorrow it will go back to being taboo and I will be forced to go underground for another 364 days.

In case you didnt hear the groundhog didn't bite the guys ear off which I think means that we are going to have 6 more weeks of winter.

Cheers,